售$74萬9 - 9 Keystone Court, 東長島 Centereach, NY 11720｜MLS # 975184

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是的，你一進來就會注意到這一點。別擔心，路邊的吸引力不會傷害你……除非你侮辱郵箱。

歡迎來到這個位於死巷盡頭的美麗而巨大的殖民地風格房屋。翻譯：交通少，更加安靜，鄰居們會揮手，而不是偷走你的亞馬遜包裹。

4間臥室 / 3.5間浴室，這足夠用作家庭辦公室、健身房、客房，或是你自2019年以來計劃的那個怪異的「我要組樂隊」。

走進陽光普照的前廳，瓷磚和硬木地板在呼喊：「看我，我可是高檔！」超大的書房配有木柴壁爐，非常適合舒適的夜晚、賀卡時刻或戲劇性的對視比賽。

正式餐廳？有。
正式客廳？有。
節日聚會？恭喜……這下成了你的終身監禁！

這個華麗的廚房（2020年更新）基本上是廚師的Instagram夢想：石英檯面、不銹鋼電器、低語著「對，你就像專業人士一樣下廚」的後擋板，還有通往後院的滑動門，讓你在任何人要求你洗碗之前能逃之夭夭。哦，還有一個管家儲藏室，因為有時你想在囤積小吃時感覺高檔。

美麗的滑動穀倉門打開到泥土房/洗衣房的組合，這裡有足夠的空間讓你假裝自己有條理，直到孩子們出現。

樓上：
帶全浴室的主臥，浴缸、獨立淋浴間和步入式衣櫥，基本上是一家永遠不合適的小型精品店。
還有三間大臥室和一個完全更新的浴室。空間足夠讓每個人都有房間，或只是足夠讓你躲避所有人。

需要更多空間嗎？沒問題！全裝修完成的地下室有單獨的入口。非常適合父母、青少年、娛樂室，或一個頂級秘密的「請勿進入」隱藏場所。

讓這棟房子比你認識的大多數人更智能的升級：

2023年全新屋頂，因為我們喜歡閃亮的東西！
2車車庫（如果你的車很小可以停3輛），
閣樓儲藏，
3區天然氣供暖，
2區中央空調，
自動灌溉系統，
80加侖燃氣熱水器，因為青少年洗澡要2小時，
2座化糞池（位於前面，於2023年抽排）

後院？Trex平台 + 完全圍欄 = 低維護，高享受。非常適合燒烤、拋沙袋，或者在喝著烈酒的同時，無所事事地盯著空氣。

地理位置？靠近LIRR、購物、Pt. Jeff & Patchogue夜生活，以及你實際使用的一切……而不是鄰居的生活戲劇。

底線：這不僅僅是一棟房子……而是那棟你一走進去就會立即開始想像專業地重新擺放虛構家具的地方。

別等了！這樣的房子比看到冰淇淋車的小孩還要快！

PRIDE OF OWNERSHIP And yes, you’ll notice it the second you pull up. Don’t worry, the curb appeal won’t bite…unless you insult the mailbox.

Welcome to this BEAUTIFULLY MASSIVE Colonial at the end of a Cul-de-Sac. Translation: less traffic, more peace, and neighbors who actually wave instead of stealing your Amazon packages.

4 Bedrooms / 3.5 Baths which is enough space for a home office, gym, guest room, or that weird “I’m gonna start a band” you’ve been planning since 2019.

Step into a SUN-DRENCHED foyer with porcelain and hardwood floors that scream, “Look at me, I’m fancy!” The oversized den comes with a wood-burning fireplace, perfect for cozy nights, Hallmark moments or dramatic staring contests.

Formal Dining Room? Check.
Formal Living Room? Check.
Hosting Holidays? Congratulations….it’s now your life sentence!

The GORGEOUS Kitchen (updated 2020) is basically a chef’s Instagram dream: Quartz countertops, stainless steel appliances, a backsplash that whispers, “Yeah, you cook like a pro,” and sliders to the backyard so you can escape before anyone asks you to wash the dishes. Oh, and a Butler’s Pantry because sometimes you want to feel fancy while hoarding snacks.

Beautiful Sliding Barn Door opens to a Mudroom/Laundry combo with enough space to pretend you’re organized, you know, until the kids show up.

Upstairs:
Master en suite with Full Bath, Tub, Separate Shower, and Walk-In Closet that’s basically a boutique where nothing ever fits quite right.
Three more Large Bedrooms and a Fully updated Bath. Room for everyone or just enough space to hide from everyone.

Need more space? Done! Full Finished Basement with Separate Entrance. Perfect for Mom/Dad, Teenagers, a Rec Room, or a top-secret “DO NOT ENTER” lair.

Upgrades that make this house smarter than most people you know:

BRAND NEW ROOF 2023, because we love shiny things!
2-car garage (or 3 if your cars are tiny),
Attic storage,
3-zone Natural Gas Heat,
2-zone CAC,
IGS,
80-gallon Gas Hot Water Heater because teenagers take 2 hour showers,
2 cesspools (located in front, pumped 2023)

Backyard? Trex deck + Fully Fenced = low maintenance, high enjoyment. Perfect for BBQs, Cornhole, or just staring at nothing while sipping something strong.

Location? Close to LIRR, Shopping, Pt. Jeff & Patchogue Nightlife, and all the things you actually use…not your neighbor’s life drama.

Bottom line: This isn’t just a House… it’s the one where you walk in and immediately start rearranging imaginary furniture like a pro.

Don’t wait! Homes like this fly faster than a kid who sees the ice cream truck.